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A Joking Matter

A few have said my last several posts are getting to be too cynical. How could I ever be that ;) To lighten the mood, perhaps I should offer a monthly doctor joke?

Three Doctors in Heaven

Three doctors are waiting in line to get into the pearly gates.

St. Peter walks out and asks the first one, "What have you done to enter Heaven?"

"I am a pediatrician and have brought thousands of the Lord's babies into the world."

"Good enough to enter the gates," replied St. Peter and in he goes. The same question is asked of the second doctor.

"I am a general practitioner and go to Third World countries three times a year to cure the poor." St. Peter is impressed and allows him through the gates.

The third doctor steps up in line and knowing the question, blurts out, "I am a director of a HMO."

St. Peter meditates on this for a while and then says, "Fine, you can enter Heaven... but only for 2 days."

Okay, nevermind the monthly jokes ;)

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Posted by Shawn Whalen on November 5, 2007 at 1:29 PM
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